Pyramid of Greatness Poster, inspired by Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation (16” x 21”)

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  • $14.95

  • 16” x 21” (40.64cm x 53.34cm), High Quality Paper, 80.0 lb. Silk Cover
  • Inspired by Ron Swanson’s Greatness chart, presented to the boys’ basketball team Ron coaches (S3E1)
  • Achieve your own maximum personal greatness, calibrated to perfection by Ron Swanson himself
  • A must have wall accessory for Parks and Rec fans and Swanson wannabes!

"You could be good, you could be great, you could be a Swanson." –Ron Swanson

To be a Swanson, you must follow the path, laid out by the pyramid, which will transform you from a boy to a man, from a man to a gladiator, and from a gladiator to a Swanson. The Swanson-level greatness is difficult to achieve, so you need this pyramid as a daily reminder of the important things in life. Don’t forget to eat your Cow/Pig/Chicken/Deer protein. But not Fish, because Fish is practically a vegetable anyway.